First Grade Dictionary

You won't find these in Webster's...

aminal (n.) - like a dog or a cat
"We are studying about aminals in school."

buhstead - but; except for 

"I like all vegetables, buhstead, not broccoli."

caddywhompus (adj.) - the way your pencil goes when you put it in the sharpener the wrong way

"My pencil's all caddywhompus in the sharpener."

calipittar (n.) - something that, someday, will turn into a butterfly
"We found a calipittar on the ground out at recess."

hanitizer (n.) - stuff that gets the germs off of your hands
"I brought my hanitizer, because my hands get dirty at school."

pasgetti (n.) - the only thing some first graders will eat
"My mom makes the best pasgetti."

pramantis (n.) - an insect that often looks like its praying
I have to leave school early, b'cause my dad and me have to go pramantis hunting."

Words of Wisdom from first grade:

Constitution Lesson
Teacher: They made a new country and they wouldn't have to listen to the king of England.
Student: But everyone has to listen to God!

Teacher: Our saying is, 'don't cry over spilled milk.' What does it mean?
Student: It means that, when you spill your milk at lunch, Ms. Lois will come and clean it up, so you   don't have to cry!

Student: I'm a vegetarian now.
Teacher: Oh really?
Student: Yeah, my dad was gonna do it too, but we have too much meat in the freezer, so he can't.